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FROM CART TO CHECKOUT: AFFIRMATIONS TO GET YOU TO YOUR NEXT PAYCHECK WITHOUT CRYING - Cody Scrivner

May 9 - May 29, 2024

A brief message brought to you from Topia-Corp:

Do you or a loved one feel anxious when going grocery shopping? Do you sit in the car working up the courage just to go in? Do you feel an uncontrollable urge to vomit that you swallow back when you see the prices? Does a weighty pit settle into your stomach that could rival that of a dying star with each swipe at checkout? Well we here at Topia-Corp have heard all of your concerns and have spent at least two hours racking our brains around what we can do to help make your shopping experience optimal for us.

We are extremely excited to introduce our new Affirmation Shopping Bag initiative! Gone now are the days of panic at the checkout, because with every swipe you'll be comforted and empowered with our new bag designs. These affirmations were painstakingly crafted with the best advice and mantras that we could offer the troubled consumer during these difficult times. Topia-Corp also greatly values your feedback so make sure to fill out our survey and suggest affirmations you might want to see in this initiative. So keep a chin up, and remember that when you shop with Topia-Corp, you're shopping with family.